“Fucking hard bit, You let the bladder down and I’ll ram the fucking tit in.” Nobby said. “Would you like to come through?”
“What exactly is the procedure?” the Pedo asked. Indian sex Nobby nodded so I gave the other a bit and that swelled too. “Straight up, de bollocked, cunted titted and all that gender reassignment crap and they are fine,” he laughed. “Give it a coupe of secs,” he said. I gave the valve a bit of air and the pedo suddenly grew a tit. “It’s only a fucking pedo,” he tells the passengers, “Go back to fucking kip.”
And that was it. “Nobby,” he says, “You want to see the facilities?”
“That’s why I came,” I agreed. We got the skirt round the pedo and his trousers off, buttoned his shirt and stood back to admire us handiwork. “Fuck no,” he says. “Won’t be doing no more fucking pedoing for the forseeable!” Nobby laughed, “Fancy a Stella?”
“Don’t mind if I do.” I agreed.
