“Ma, it doesn’t say that they’re STDs.”
“No, Jeff. No. Indian Porn I treasure the wild sex we shared.”
“Mom, are you saying I could turn into my father!”
“No, I wasn’t. These are the top five of any kind of infectious diseases. I felt like a princess. I have asked myself that question many times.”
“Mom, I’m glad you have happy sexual memories.”
Hugging Jeff, “Me too!”
“I guess you’ve gotten real good at masturbating.”
Laughing, “You might say that.”
“Mom, I’m gonna have to give you a good time.”
“Jeff! I have asked myself that question many times.”
“Mom, I’m glad you have happy sexual memories.”
Hugging Jeff, “Me too!”
“I guess you’ve gotten real good at masturbating.”
Laughing, “You might say that.”
“Mom, I’m gonna have to give you a good time.”
“Jeff! Is the exception that food poisoning infection?”
“As a matter of fact, yes! At that rate, one of every three Americans will get an STD in their liftime.”
“Oucheewowa!
