I can’t possibly go with you.”
“One problem at a time,” I said. Indian Porn Wendy cradled my head with one of her hands and sent the other tripping down my back to squeeze my ass. So goddamn close! That’s the deal. We’ve been friends for two God, Matt, finger my sopping cunt. No! Now let me take a moment to talk about Wendy, because when she isn’t about to end life as we know it, she really is a sweet girl. Thankfully, it’s a very tiny room, and I was beside her in a second or two. Take your fucking present, Matt! Oh, and fair warning, you’ll want to buckle up now because, thanks to Wendy, everything after this point is batshit insane. I’m very proud of that fact, but it has the downside of making me what is professionally known as “boring as hell.” Yes, I’m a little, let’s call it portly, but I’m 6’3 and handsome.
