“So why exactly were you shouting, ‘Harder harder oh yes!’ two minutes ago?” the Judge enquired. “Rang environmental health to complain about the noise,” he said “But they said ring the police so I rang the non emergency number.”
“And?” Weasley enquired. Indianporn “Indeed sir,” he agreed, “Mr Allthwaite,” he says, “Would you say you are of sound mind?”
“No,” I says. “Then the case is proved!” Mr Weasley insisted. “So call one of them,” the Judge suggested in exasperation. “Health and safety, I ain’t trained for cutting Pedos down and I might have sliced his cock off by mistake,” Micklethwaite explained reasonably, “And criminal damage, I might have been done for damaging Mr Allthwaite’s rope.”
“What do you think of pedophiles Constable?” Weasley asked. “Well it wasn’t in tune what ever it was,” Jones agreed, “Horrible row it was! “Fuck!” I said, “You haven’t have you? “He’s cheap,” I explained. “What do you think of hanging pedophiles from lamp posts by their bollocks Mr Jones?” Johnny Memphis asked.
