Alice’ll be happy.”
“Yeah. Indian Porn “Why?” Alice said. As she ran away into the bedroom, I pinched her ass before she ran. “Are you okay? He’s probably some cocky douchebag who has combs over his hair and wears too much Axe, and says ‘Totes’ too damn much.”
She struggled to keep a laugh back, and I raised a fist in victory, then broke the pool triangle at the other end of the table. I walked out of the bathroom a new man, no shirt on of course. I’m ticklish!” She struggled to not laugh. I got out of the car, excited to spend Easter at my cousin’s place. I stretched out my arms, closed then opened my eyes, and said, “Sup.”
“Get up. I kinda like you too much right now, but I have a boyfriend and I’m conflicted.”
FUCK ME.
