The second sleeve disappeared an hour after it was put on the shelf, and it seems unlikely that we sold out that quickly. Indian sex Okay so my first thought immediately was of course, what the fuck? One would hope that lubricant was about 99% industrial strength spermicide. Last week I was checking items on the shelf in the store I work in. Yes it was slightly intriguing. I have as much stock in the pleasure claims of condom packages as I have faith that when I go to a motel and see that thin strip of paper across the lid of the toilet that says, “Sanitized for your protection”, that it is actually anywhere near clean. Lubrication on the inside? So, woo-hooo, the mystery of the two missing condoms is solved. I mean I know it’s 2010 and the economy is in the toilet, but can I really believe that Trojans are reducing their pack size the same way as Breyer’s Ice Cream and Ragu Pasta Sauce?
